CHRISTOPHER’S CRINGE QUEST

Crushin on You is Painful (and Moist)

🧀 The Smooth Operator

You try to impress Hunter at the wine bar. What do you say?

"Your eyes are like two little... meatballs." "You remind me of a traffic cone, like, hotter?" "I brought you this stick I found outside."

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🐱 Couch Cuddle Catastrophe

You’re cuddling on the couch. What’s your move?

Do the classic arm stretch yawn The patented Elbow Nudge™ Move closer and whisper "I have a cat in my face..."

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🥖 The Fancy French Fiasco

You’re at a French restaurant trying to order. Pick a dish:

Boof Bourguignon Crème Blobulé Framboise du Heck

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👖 Final Boss: Jeans in Bed

Hunter just found out you sleep in jeans. What do you do?

Defend: "They’re comfort denim." Cry: *sob uncontrollably* Flee the scene like a denim ninja

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